Friday, April 25, 2014

Easter @ UF!

   

Spanish moss cascading from a tree at UF. Beautiful.

Blessed.  I spoke the word inside my head, but kept my mouth closed in slight smile.  My daughter sat next to me, both of us relaxing in massage chairs indulging in our foot rub.  Only two chairs were anchored in the private nail spa room, which felt nice compared to those nail factory shops whose sanitation practices are questionable.  In a moment of quiet mediation I drifted back to a time when I was a young single Mama living on a prayer that my girls would have better opportunities than I; that they'd make better choices than their mom.  I glanced over at my Bella and my heart sung out with pride.  
   "Which color would you like?" The "girl-next-door" nail tech with an angelic face said, breaking the silence.  
   "What' trendy right now?" I asked. 
   "Pink is popular for spring.  Do you like any of these?" she handed me a nail color wheel.
    I tilted the colors and held them up for Bella to see, "What do you think?"
    "They're all pretty."  
    "Hmmm. I can't decide. You choose," I told the sweet blonde sitting in front of me. 
    "Okay," and she did and it was perfect. 
   
   Saturday afternoon we left Cloud 9 Spa of Gainesville feeling rested, relaxed, and ready for lunch.  The roomies came to pick us up and we headed to Adams Rib Co.  
    "Have y'all heard of it?  This place has great ratings on Yelp," I asked Bella, Ali, Sarah R., and Sarah B.
    "Isn't that the place with Comic Sans font?" Ali asked.
    "Weird detail to remember.  You should definitely change your major to marketing Ali."
    Arriving, Ali confirmed the Comic Sans font.  The girls then voiced their concerns due to the appearance of the exterior.  Other than small rectangular windows positioned at the top of the square building the place looked devoid of light and all together sketchy.  However, I remained positive. "Look, the parking lot is full.  That's a good sign."
 Ali poses below the unique ceiling mural @Adams Rib Co.

    Circling round to the back we met a dilapidated rusted old car that wouldn't go without comment from within. "But that car is not a good sign," Bella retorted.  
   "Bell, you know better.  Don't judge a book....and look at that nice, cute couple leaving." I said rounding out to the other side. 
   "Who wears pearls to eat BBQ?" remarked Bella noticing the girl's accessories.
   "Uh, your mother.  And that just means she's classy, which means this place is gonna be great!"
   "Classy eats Comic Sans, too," Ali quipped and the group giggled.
    The verdict: BEST ribs I've ever had and that's coming from a Texas girl.  Those folks at Adams know how to make BBQ.  
    That afternoon Sarah B., Bella, and I shopped storage places to house their furniture over the summer.  Once reserving a unit, and upon leaving the facility, we stopped in an adorable boutique, Pink Narcissus, that carried Lilly Pulitzer.  Here's the deal.  If you don't know or haven't figured it out, Bella is not a girly-girl.  So Lilly's bright pastels and busy patterns appeal not to her sensibilities.  Nonetheless, Sarah and I dove in with energized enthusiasm and forced Bell to come with. We could have left her alone sifting through clothes like one might pick for lice, but we wouldn't be so cruel as to leave her isolated on the yuppy island.  Instead we were quite kind, begging her to try on a pair of adorable seersucker scalloped shorts and begrudgingly she obliged her mother.  The moral of the story:  she found a pair she liked!



  Saturday evening we went to the theater to see the Disney film, Bears.  Considering Bell is a Natural Resource Conservation major minoring in Wildlife Ecology, watching these annual DisneyNature movies has become tradition for us. If you've seen one you know that the filmography is amazing and the observation to detail is fascinating, but that the applause stop there.  The storyline is fair, and if you zone out for a scene you can zone back in just as easily.  Ali and I sat next to each other, which made for a bad combination.  We talked loudly and incessantly and remained totally obnoxious throughout.  When the cub was lost and the audience thought he was killed, Ali and I held on to each other.  Sincerely upset I said, "He can't die.  This is rated G.  He can't die," I kept repeating. 
   "Mom, this is nature.  If he died in the wild, then he'll die in the movie," Bella answered.
   "I can't do this," I said and followed with an indignant, "I'll tell you what,  I would not let my four-year old watch this!  It's rated G, but there has been terrible violence!"  

   "Really Mom? You don't have a four year old,"   Bella said rather matter-of-factly.
   "If I did, he wouldn't come to see this movie!"  I have a flair for the dramatic, which irritates Bell; therefore, I amp up my dramatics just for her  :).
  "Mom, it's fine.  Watch the movie," she told me sounding more like the mother than I.
   Well, Ali and I took the role of rater and ran.  When the bears ripped apart the fish and crimson blood spewed from the flailing scales I said, "Horror and gore!  Can't believe it's G!"  
   When another bear missed the fish, smacking him across the jaw, Ali cracked, "He just got fish slapped!" Yep, we lost all composure at that one and the girls shushed us.  
   Moments later Ali whispered, "Nudity too.  Those bears aren't wearing clothes!" and that sent us back into hysterics. 

Ali, Sarah B. and Bella before service.
  Sunday morning I met the girls in front of their dorm to walk to a campus Easter service.  Sarah R. went to mass and Sammy went to Mormon service.  We'd convinced Ali, Bella's Jewish friend to attend service with us.  "Go for the experience," I said,  "gives you a reason to wear a cute dress!  Bella can go to synagogue with you sometime,"  I said without considering the possibility that non Jews may not allowed to attend.  I actually have no idea.  Hmm, I should look into that.
   Sarah B. interjected, "Except Ali never goes.  I think her parents told her she was Jewish, but she doesn't really know what that means!" 
   Mouth opened in protest, Ali argued, "I do know! I went to..." and she told us about a couple of events she had attended this year
   "I don't know Ali.  You said that you eat pulled pork at the BBQ pit in Georgia," I said. 
    "But only in Georgia," Ali rebutted. 
    I carefully replied, "I feel like Jews are supposed to eat Kosher at all times, right?" 
   Ali's face lit up and she chuckled lightly without comment.  
Easter Service 2014
   Walking through the gorgeous University of Florida campus in our Sunday finest, we arrived to a venerable sanctuary on the UF campus to enjoy a service by Greenhouse ministries.  The historic building was packed, and we quickly shuffled behind streams of college students climbing stairs to procure balcony seats.  All seats full, we stood at the back with many others until the minister asked for the gentlemen in the congregation to kindly sit on the balcony stairs so that the ladies could have a seat.  We generously thanked them and quietly moved to the front row balcony chairs.  Chivalry lives on!  Oh, how I do LOVE the South. 
   The pastor's sermon was engaging and his presence dynamic.  He spoke on Christ's love and forgiveness, and I found myself praying prayers of gratitude.  I peered around the large space and saw a handful of parents in attendance but droves of college students were present this glorious Easter morning.  Inevitably during these great times of joy, sorrow creeps in.  It is then that I dwell on past mistakes, and think of all the decisions and moments I would change over the course of my life.  I  will ride the pity train and zip past morose monstrous memories that haunt my present.  I begin with the "why didn't I" move to the "if only's" and usually end up in despairing regret.  But the train came to grinding halt, and the Lord spoke to my spirit.  You are blessed.  You are sitting here at a fine university, next to your beautiful daughter and her remarkable friends.  Your other daughter is thriving in spite of moving to a new city and a new school, and your step-daughter is a sweet girl who just made the high school dance/pom squad.  Your husband is kind and loving and generous and handsome (okay, that part might have belonged to me.)  Above all, know that I have been with you every step of the way, even when you made mistakes; mistakes are part of the journey.  I will always be with you.  You are blessed
Ali, Bella, Sarah B., Sarah R waiting for brunch.

   Moved nearly to tears, I thanked Him for revealing his kindness to me yet again, and prayed that my girls would always know His grace and love.  After service we enjoyed a delightful, delicious brunch at Peach Valley. If you go, I recommend the apple fritter appetizers!  Yummy!  That afternoon I said goodbye to the girls and wished them well until July.  (All five are coming to visit!  Can't wait!) And on the drive back to the airport, I basked in blessings, interrupted only once by a wrong turn! 





  
   

  



Thursday, April 24, 2014

A Birthday for Bella

A six am flight into Atlanta, a quick layover and sandwich from Jersey Mikes, a rental in Jacksonville, plus an hour and a half car ride, I'd finally arrived in Gainesville, Florida at 3:40 pm to wish my daughter happy birthday.  

    Back in March my Bella called, missing home, and expressed her sincere disappointment that she would spend her nineteenth birthday away from me.  Living a thousand miles away with rare complaint, I felt proud that she had made it seven months without a homesick spell.  If she wanted her mommy there for her birthday, then by George, I'd be there.  After discussing the trip with Matt (after all, I'd miss Easter weekend with him) and gaining his approval, I booked my flight! 
    A solid steady rain greeted me in Jacks and I was sans umbrella. I called Bell to ask if she'd like to go with me to buy one.  "I left mine at home!" I explained when she answered. Then I thought for a moment and asked, "You still have one, right?" 
    "No, mine bent and broke from the wind during the last downpour on campus," she answered.  
    "You could go with me and we'll pick out a new one for you!" I said.
     She paused for a moment and then said, "Mom, the girls (the dorm-mates) really want to see you."
    "I want to see them too, but first why don't you run with me to Target and then go with me to the hotel, so that I can check in?  They are going to eat dinner with us, right?"
    "Yeah, they are." The line went quiet for a moment. "Okay.  Sounds like a plan.  How far away are you?" 
    "Twenty minutes out; I'll call you when I'm close to campus.  Just run down and meet me, k?
    "All right.  I'll get ready.  Love you."
    "Love you more.  See you soon!"

    I circled in front of East Hall, a dull exterior that matched the grey skies, but a little rain couldn't spoil our weekend.  In fact, pelting raindrops had been replaced by a cool mist that felt refreshing.  Bella rushed out to the car.  With car window down I hollered, "Bella-Loo!  Love the glasses!"   
    Bella smiled brightly and popped into the seat.  "Really?  Do you like?" she asked.
   "Love." I said. 
   "I bought them last night--I'm diggin' the whole hipster look."
   "Me too!  You look adorbs."  I told her.  

Hipster Fab!


    We seat hugged, then she gave me directions to Target. 
    She and I had a ball perusing the aisle's and we found a geometric maxi skirt that was just her style.  I held up the skirt to her waist and exclaimed,  "I'm so jealous! You'll need a smaller size, skinny B! You've definitely lost weight"  I joked with her and she giggled and flashed her sweet smile. "You looked great before, but really, you look amazing. 
   "Thanks Mom."
    After trying on a few items, she decided on the skirt and a couple of v-neck tees.  Next we meandered to the umbrellas.  Bella picked out the cutest umbrella hanging on the rack. Ruffled edges framed the black and white polka dot design.  I opened the large umbrella inside the store and knocked on wood to counter the bad luck associated with opening one indoors.  "We're probably going to get dirty looks, but we have to see how it looks when opened.  Poof.  Our little corner had transformed into a scene out of My Fair Lady. Bella twirled and said, "I feel like I belong in Singin' in the Rain. I've never owned one that looked like this." she said.
   "No, you haven't had a parasol before, but you sure do look good standing under it." She closed it and dismissed the Proper English Lady act, quickly returning to her typical tough girl persona.  Pointing the sharp end out she said, "I can also use it as a weapon!"  
    "Absolutely.  If anyone on campus tries to bother you, stick 'em with that thing!" 

   "MARSI! MARSI! The girls ran out to meet us, smiles as big as Texas.  Sarah B., Ali, and Sammi piled into the back seat.  "We've missed you!"
   "I've missed y'all!  I'm so excited about our weekend!  Bella's decided on BJ's for dinner-- Good?"  I said as if Bella wasn't sitting in the car beside me.
   "Pizookie!!  Yes!" Cried Ali.  


Sammi, Bella, Ali, and Sarah B.

   At the restaurant the girls made me laugh, sharing wacky dorm stories, while scarfing down spinach-artichoke dip appetizer.  Seriously, we practically licked the bowl.  We giggled at the half dressed college girl at the table behind us because she seemed to be "advertising," yet she sat with her parents and little brother. Oddly enough, she wouldn't find what she was looking for at B.J.'s.  Also, new to me was the heavenly dessert served in house. Pizookie...ah, sinful Pizookie! (At B.J.'s Brewhouse a Pizookie is a cookie baked in a skillet with ice cream on top.  Delish!)  


Salted Caramel Pizookie
     
The girls tried to get me to order them drinks, but failed in their efforts.  However, Bell did get a sip of my Makers and Diet. "You've got two more birthdays yet." I said taking the glass from her before she drank more.
   "And then you're taking me to Vegas?"  
   "Me too?" chimed in Ali.
   "Yes, of course.  How else would we spend a twenty-first birthday!"  
   And on that note, we sang happy birthday!

  
 
  Back at the dorm the girls doled out presents.  Ali sent her on a scavenger hunt (true to Ali's style she wrote the clues right before the hunt while we all sat in the dorm room and waited! LOL!) Bella discovered a Texas shaped James Avery necklace at the end of the game, and earlier Ali given her the Demi Lovato's inspirational book.  Sarah R. gifted the Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero's record, Sarah B. presented her an adorable miniature Volkswagen Hippy Bus and Sammy gave her a super cute graphic tee.  Ali started this thing where she gives a "mean" gift to the girls on their birthday, so Bella's was a music box that played Yellow Submarine by the Beatles.  (Apparently, she missed the clue from Ali during a game of Taboo and hasn't been able to live it down.)  I gave her a wall hanging, a mosaic Gator head (made by Chad Walker--a talented artist from work), which the girls went crazy for.  

Sammy, Sarah B., Bella, Sarah R., and Ali
  
    Bella put away her gifts, and I could tell she treasured them all as she carefully placed them in sacred places. Next we played a competitive round of Taboo.  Sarah B. Sarah R. and myself vs. Bella and Alli.  (Unbelievably, Sammy snoozed through all of ruckus!) On my turn, I got "blind-date" and used the 2 word tactic.  My clues went something like this:
Me:  First Word:  Um, um...he's an African American singer.  
Sarah and Sarah: Michael Jackson! Drake!
Me: No! NO!  Moves his head like this.... (I begin to swing my head back and forth)
Ali: Stop!  That's cheating!  NO MOTIONS!
S&S: What?
TIME!!
Me:  Blind, and I was trying to think of that guy, you know...
Bella: Ray Charles?
Me:  Yes.  
Sarah: Really?  Really? You could have done--two words. 1st word: blank Side. Or, don't look at the sun or you'll go blank. 
Me: Oh sure. It's easy to think of clues when you aren't under pressure.  

    We played deep into the night, and around twelve-thirty am, I regretfully dismissed myself and the girls moved onto another game. I dragged myself back to the Hilton at the University of Florida and called it a night.  We had a spa day planned for the next morning and I needed by beauty rest. :)  

Visit my blog tomorrow to read about barbeque, bears, and an Easter Jew!

~Truly, Cinderella

     
  

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Blood Moon and Palindromes

Palindrome: a word, phrase, sentence, or number that reads or means the same thing forwards or backwards.

Blood Moon: a moniker for a lunar eclipse that gives the moon a warm red appearance.


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     On 4-14-14 my student blurted out, “Mrs. H, did you know that the dates this week are all palindromes?  
    To which I responded with kind euphemism, “Tucker, please raise your hand if you have something to share and let’s keep our discussions relevant to the novel,” code for shut your mouth, that was random, and don’t interrupt me!  (NEVER would I say aloud.) However, as all good educators know, our students teach us, too.  Intrigued, I casually meandered to his table, and quietly asked him to explain more.

      “Tucker, when I write out the date, 04-14-2014, I don’t end up with a palindrome.  
       He responded, “No, you have to write the dates like this, 4-14-14, 4-15-14,… See? Now you have a set of palindromes."
     “Cool,” I replied, and nodded my head while muttering, “How interesting.”  

      The next day, inspired by palindrome dates and apocalyptic eclipses, I told my students to write a poem over the “blood moon” using 8 palindrome words.  If you missed all the moon hype, here is a link to witness the spectacular sight.





     Figuring I ought to implement what I instruct, I wrote a poem using palindrome phrases. 

Murder for a jar of red rum
Now do I repay a period won?
Was it a bat I saw?
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Too hot to hoot,
Too far, Edna, wander afoot.
Was it a cat I saw?
Toot! Toot!
Mad? Am I madam?
4-16-14
No omelet did tele moon! 



    A poem devised of palindromic phrases proved harder than I thought, thus I borrowed heavily from: http://www.cs.arizona.edu/icon/oddsends/palinsen.htm
  
  Anyway, next time you trip acid, while watching the moon eclipse red, feel free to recite my cryptic poem, shouting it into a vast black interminable sky! (Disclaimer:  JUST SAY NO!  I do not condone the use of illegal drugs nor does this blog.) 

Let the ever eclectic fairytale continue...

~Truly, Cinderella

Friday, April 11, 2014

Southern Living



http://www.southernliving.com/
 Do you think Cinderella read Southern Living?  After she took back her slipper, planned her dream wedding, and married Prince Charming, did she melt into her comfy chair, the one with a gorgeous view of the hydrangeas, to sip steaming Chai tea and read her newest issue?  I think so.  I believe Cinde was the ultimate Southern belle.  Think about it: She demonstrated resourcefulness; after crafting three ballgowns for her evil steps, she found the energy to hop into a vegetable carriage pulled by mutant mice, attend a pretentious gala, and captivate an entire room with her beauty.  She wooed the boy by showcasing her graceful dance moves while wearing a knock-out dress!  She was polite when facing her adversaries but destroyed them with a fabulous pair of heels.  Sounds like a southern woman to me.
   Well, this modern day, middle-aged-ish working mom reads Southern Living religiously.  Like, it's the Southern woman's Bible and Lindsay Bierman is my prophet.


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SouthernLiving.com
(Seeing how I'm a fine Christian woman, I don't mean that literally, as I'd never say something so sacrilegious.  But if I ever form a SL cult, the aforementioned would definitely apply.)  Each and every issue transports me inside the pages where I'm inspired to create, design, travel, cook, and reside within a charming southern home.  
   Just last night I baked a delicious strawberry cream sheet cake, a recipe taken straight from April's issue, for a baby shower our team hosted at work today.  The scrumptious indulgent delight received numerous accolades.  Thank you Southern Living. In fact, never have I made an SL dish that wasn't tasty.  Not only am I a better cook per my subscription, I'm a better person.
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Delicious Crowd-Pleaser! 
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   Southern Living is an aphrodisiac. Last week when my husband and I were bickering over absolutely NOTHING (yes, even Prince Charming and Cinderella speak in "loud voices"), Southern Living brought peace and solace to our marriage.  Mid dispute, frustrated and feeling defeated, I picked up my magazine, headed to the recliner, and lost myself within the pages.  Call me old school, but I prefer the hard copies.  I enjoy flipping crisp, glossy paper, turning down edges to mark favorite articles.  After reading the Grumpy Gardner's tips, Allison Glock's whimsy, and Rick Bragg's wit I didn't care if Matt agreed to de-clutter the garage or not.  Dreaming of front porches and garden parties, I walked into his office and smothered him in kisses. I professed my unyielding love and appreciation for such a wonderful, hard-working husband.  Those beautiful pages possess the power to heal.
   Southern Living speaks to the soul.  When the academic year began, Rick Bragg understood my plight...and wrote about it.  What happened to yesteryear?  Fireflies and streetlamps, swimming pools and picnics, and summers that ended AFTER labor day? He gets it.  During the holiday season when Allison Glock wrote Taking Sides and described her family's traditional Cranberry Salad served without fail EVERY Thanksgiving, my heart leapt!


http://thedailysouth.southernliving.com/2013/07/30/10-tips-for-building-the-quintessential-southern-home/
I recognized the dish, kin to my Nana's Green Jello Salad.  I carry on the yearly tradition, making the tedious traditional salad, not because anyone eats the darn thing but because we'd be committing a cardinal sin without it.  And when Lindsay Bierman published his Ten Commandments for Southern Style Design, I applauded and said aloud, "Finally, a Southerner who understands the importance of preserving the land and the integrity of historical authenticity!"


http://thedailysouth.southernliving.com/2013/07/30/10-tips-for-building-the-quintessential-southern-home/
Concrete boxes erected atop exposed earth, cheap land purchased by voracious consumers does not build a community.  Thoughtful design does. Bierman also lends his expert advice on interiors. For decorating tips visit his 10 Tried and True Decorating Rules.
   I could babble on endlessly about the divine Southern Living.  Ramble on about my secret plans to visit each unique restaurant, stylish boutique, trendy bar, and classy hotel in the southernmost part of the US of A every time I read the travel guide.  However, my chores are calling much like yours.  After all, I have a castle that needs tending to; albeit considered most likely a "before" castle in the Southern home design section but with each SL idea my home is transforming into an "after. "  Thank you, Southern Living.  Looking forward to May's issue!

~Truly, Cinderella

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Kate and I are close in age!

     Over the weekend Madilyn and I saw Divergent.  We have read the series and were eager to see the film. Kate Winslet plays the austere intellectual leader, Jeanine Matthews. Through expression and diction Winslet brings to life her character in full verisimilitude.  With steely eyes and set jaw she portrays a middle aged bureaucrat.  Wait... middle-aged bureaucrat? Kate Winslet isn't old enough to play the part of said character, is she?



    During my young adult years, I remember going with my bestie to watch Titanic on the big screen. We all knew the ending but I still found myself hoping the ship wouldn't sink! Mascara smeared and napkins damp with tears at show's end, my friend and I decided we had to see it again--immediately. Yes, back then I had the time to sit for over 6 hours during the course of a Saturday afternoon and evening to ride on an emotional roller coaster, rocked to crocodile tears by Celine Dion's haunting voice.  Climbing to the top when Rose and Jack found love and plummeting to sobs when Jack eerily descended into the cold abyss of the deep sea. WHY COULDN'T ROSE JUST MOVE OVER?  Why didn't Leo crawl on top the makeshift raft?  I wanted to plunge in after him as he sunk off screen.


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    Upon leaving the theater, I said to Kristi, "I have to meet them!  I'm in love with Leo!" And within hours epiphany struck!  I called her up, "I could move to Hollywood and style hair for the stars!" Kristi met my enthusiasm with tepid agreement.  She politely applauded my new destiny.  Months passed, as did my fervor, and my obsession with both Kate and Leo (mainly Leo) dwindled.  
     Still a fan today, I was thrilled when I heard Winslet would play the role of Jeanine. I sat mesmerized by her performance. While watching her, the evil antagonist, casually order the death of Tris, my movie-watching trance was broken. I noticed something.  Fine, very fine, lines around her stern facial expression. Kate is glamorous and elegant and classy, so it is with the utmost sincerity that I say she is aging beautifully. And barely--she doesn't look much older than she did seventeen years ago. However, I did notice that she is no longer that girl that played in Titanic.  And then came the realization that I too, am aging!


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    Of course, age is relative, right? My Nana who is 104 years young says that I'm a "spring chicken." My thirteen-year-old daughter tells me I'm old and my sixty plus year-old father says to "get over it" and "quit worrying about age."  He has said before, "Beats the alternative!"  I guess he's right--AGE BEATS GRAVE!
    Over margaritas and chips and salsa, Kristi and I discussed growing older at length one afternoon during happy hour. She and I will have been friends for twenty years this coming September.  After taking a sip from the salt rimmed glass, she said, "I still feel and think the same way I did in my early twenties.  In my head nothing has changed."
    "Would you like to hear something really depressing?" I retort, "My Nana said the same thing not too long ago, you know, back when she was younger....around 100!  She said inside her mind her perception was not unlike when she was twenty-two!" (Taylor Swift said it best.  #feelingtwentytwo)
    "Oh my gosh!  That is depressing," Kristi remarked.

Myself and Kristi-twenty years and counting!
   If you're wondering if you are on the other side of the journey, ask yourself if the following applies:
  1. A teenager you know rattles off the names of their favorite bands and you have NO idea who they are! (The Neighborhood is the community in which you live, right?)
  2. You put on an article of clothing only to realize that you bought it over five years ago!  (Your stylish, younger friend stands beside you wearing a fashionable piko shirt and gold wedges creating the foil character to your bland, boring ensemble.)
  3. You use a phrase and your child tells you not to say it.  (Either because they don't want an old fogy like yourself using their expressions or because the word "rad" has been missing from common vernacular since the early nineties!)
  4. You begin the latest fad diet and lose 1-2 pounds instead of the 5 you would have lost ten years ago. 
  5. Chin hair.  Even worse--grey chin hair!
  6. The lady at the make-up counter tells you to try full coverage foundation.
  7. You go out with friends and the D.J. calls a Nelly song an oldie!  He later calls Salt-n-Peppa's  "Push It" a classic!
  8. You walk into a bar and overhear a younger guy say that the place has turned into Courgarville.  
  9.  At the same bar you begin giving unsolicited advice to a twenty-something whose boyfriend just broke up with her.
  10. You begin asking yourself if THIS is all there is. You realize your grandiose dreams are slipping further away and the life you live, the life you've chosen, may be all you ever know.
How do you resolve the sinking feeling that waking up to a cup of coffee and the Today show, going through the daily chores of a mundane routine, driving in stop-and-go traffic, watching an episode of Modern Family, and if your lucky--attending your child's after school extracurricular activity might be it? 
   You live with gratitude.  You thank the good Lord for your abundant blessings.  You thank God for that steaming cup of java because some living in this world consider coffee a luxury.  You laugh at Al Roker's corny jokes and appreciate Matt Lauer's dedication.  You thank your co-workers for their kindness.  You hug your child because you get to witness their triumphs. You live for the moments: The snapshots that inspire, the scenes that play on once the reel has stopped. You hope that you age half as well as Kate Winslet and you acknowledge that although the number climbs, although the grey hair multiplies, and although the fine lines turn to wrinkles, you were given a part to play.  When the Director calls it a wrap, you know that you did your best; that you loved your children, spouse, and family; you served your community; you were a friend; you danced; you celebrated; you sang; you smiled; you lived.
~Truly, Cinderella
  

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Fixer-Upper?

Home Sweet Home Repair-- Our new place

 Anyone who has purchased a home knows that existing homes are like people--they have their quirks. Cousin Letty clips his toe nails and scatters them on the living room floor; the kitchen faucet drips incessantly.  Uncle Joe clucks his tongue while watching football; the garage door groans its complaints when closing.  A forgetful child refuses to pick up dirty clothing left on the bathroom floor; the stained grout between kitchen tiles defies extra-strength cleaning solution.  Our new house, like our family, is brimming with potential.
  The problem is that I didn't realize just how much "potential" my new home possessed.  While listening to a energized rendition of "Signed, Sealed, Delivered..." on The Voice, I reached for the remote to turn up the already blaring television.  "I can't hear over the sound of the dishwasher," I said to Matt.

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   "Preparing for take-off.  All systems ready," he quipped minutes later.  We chuckled, both picturing the noisy dishwasher sprouting wings, soaring above the house because the damn thing actually sounds like a roaring engine.  Call it first-world problems, but when my dishwasher gets in the way of Adam Levine's articulate critique of the battle-rounds, then we might as well be starving in Africa.

   Speaking of developing countries, check out this pic:


   This is where our double oven should be.  Instead, we have a weird gaping cut-out above the microwave.  "Seriously?" I said aloud when removing the rigged casing around it.  Opposite the oven are the cabinets, which were that terrible orange oak color until we had them painted a crisp, clean Dover white.  With the updated color palette, the kitchen looks much nicer now. But that doesn't cure the incurable disease, I want.   I want custom-made cabinets with patterned glass doors.  I want marble counter-tops, a gas stove instead of electric, and refinished island with pendant lights hanging above oh-so elegantly.  Like this dream kitchen!

Someday, someday but for now:

The banister is wobbly,
the fence is worn,
the sprinklers are wonky,
and the grass has thorns!

Now, don't get me wrong--our new home is charming and before long the light switch to nowhere will become a forgotten wall fixture.  We are blessed and pleased to finally have a permanent address.  Idiosyncrasies establish character, and currently we are brimming with it!  Pictures of our improvements soon to follow.